Comic: Not Sorry We Tried To Hug The Dragon

Once more - with screaming.

SNOHOMISH, WA - Ten minutes in, the heroes died confidently. Team leader eulogized their passing, "Great news everybody, we get fresh characters!"

"Very annoying for a baby dragon", they all agreed. Still incapable of speech, it's voice was a shriek - "not suitable inside stone buildings." The noise of their death continued, "where were the parents?"