Not Sorry We Tried To Hug A Baby Dragon

Baby Dragon Party Wipes

SNOHOMISH, WA - Ten minutes in, the heroes ignored all warnings and died confidently. The dungeon master eulogized their passing, "Great news everybody, now we get to roll new characters!"

She was very annoying for a baby dragon they all agreed. Still incapable of adult speech, her voice was a skull-piercing shriek - not suitable inside stone buildings. The noise of their death had been ceaseless and largely indecipherable. "Where were her parents", they asked?

No comments: