Crowds Flee As Hulk Morns Victims

Crowd Flees As Hulk Actively Morns Victims

SAN ANTONIO, TX - Visibly shaken, the Incredible Hulk offered his emotional thoughts and prayers after a super-villain tragedy left another U.S. city in shambles. The Hulk was in Texas to host a re-election fundraiser on Saturday.

The event from 1 to 4 p.m. will feature a barbecue as well as offerings from sponsors. There will be live music, dancing and other family-friendly activities.

A $350 donation and RSVP are requested.

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