What They Never Tell You About Capes

Super Poncho Man
BELLEVUE, WA - They saw Super Poncho Man at Starbucks. Marshall spilled coffee in shock. The Super Poncho was lovingly hand-crafted from two king-size woolen blankets in Mexico. It was red and gold and black.

Anyone can get a knock-off Super Poncho at the Super Online Store, but they knew the real Super Poncho Man because he was ginormous. He held two quart-sized soy mocha lattes in one hand and lowered his head to clear the exit.

He was the bouncer at the church next to the Starbucks. Marshall's eyes tracked the superhero across the street and into an understated white cube. He had never seen the inside of a church.

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