Texting Is Bad, But...

Texting is bad, but the worst way to breakup with a woman is to punch her husband in the face.

Please Do Not Judge

please do not judge a book by it's kleptocratic oligarchy

Proletarian Falcon



Nerf Herder better secured reservations
back at that swamp camp,
worried Walking Carpet.
Last weekend they washed at a Wal-Mart.



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